November 27, 2009

people that keep it real die young


Balancing two worlds is hard work.  Everything is relative to where Plafter stands though.  The farther to either side of Plafter you are, the more retarded you become.  It's unfortunate but a known truth.  That's why Plafter has made this drawing.  You see, whenever you have an opinion that is not of Plafter, you need only look at this drawing.  You will see that you have made Plafter, who has ultra sexy eyebrows, very mad and that either you are stuck in a swirl of blood with exey eyes or you are forever lodged in a world of blue crayola which forever shall scan like shit.  That is your destiny if you are not of Plafter... shitty crayola scanning.  Is that the future you want for your offspring?

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