January 6, 2010

Plafter analyzes humor: Expreriment 1 & 2

Experiment #1:  Adding an unnecessary 'r' to words...
Examples: blorg, bloarted, startic, pencril, pencril sharpener, pencril case, telrephrone
Test Subject: A roasted ham
Result:  Ham tastes goord!

Experiment #2: Replacins the 'g' in 'ing' words with an 's'...
Examples: stomach linins, vacationins, INS Direct
Test Subject: A 6 pack of AA batteries
Result: An alternate cure for polio!

All in all, a productive day in the lab.  Scuba.