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The Cadgy Cogitations of Plafter Christmas

...down the pancake...

February 5, 2010

Wingnut Blossoms

wingnut blossoms catch the ever-severed eye
global pragmatics give a variant pry
but the local retort which suffers comply
interwages fear crossed for digital buy

at 9:44 AM

Lebals: does a bear dring juice?

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