Stream-of-Consciousness Typing Whilst Listening Upon Orthrelm's "OV"

Read this only while listening to the aforementioned song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk-xujhui7c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Vd9JRnJjw&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmAJKL2Gi60&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fsjBVDLPz8&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pv4lkTwD3LU&feature=related

Here we go:
Bang band bgan gangb bang bang goes the bass and guitar and other things as well man i love this song it's so awesome i wonder how many people listen to it for 5 minutsw and give up forever on Orthrelm.  Poor sad lonely idiots! Orthrelm knows more about music than they ever will.  Orthrelm is awesome! Aorthrelm is our leader and will forever save us from... man it's hard tnot to backspace while typing.  I use it almost as much as the space bar.  bar... hmmm i could breally go fvor a beer tight now.  Tight?  Hah, yeah I wish I was tight ringht now.  Isn't hthat a word for drunk somewhere or sometime in the worlsd.  Dingaling aling over and over until you start hearing things that aren't even in the fucking song! so saeoms athat was awesome.  awesome's atrick y work  to type.  I can't believe how often I ust the backspace.  badaboom badaboom doom the guiter shreaks over and over until you think you're going t o gouge out your eyes. and then you just give in and it's just pure sound.  pure music.  pure catharsis.  I love the word catharsis I t makes so much sense .  I feel sorry for people that don't think it should exist as a word since they think art isn't something you can have an emotional response to.  ooh, great transition now it sounds like my ears oare mbeing attacked by bees.  by meee, my beee!  wasn't that in a previosu [post at some time on my blog?  I don't uhink whoa tyhat word was supposed to be know and it camout as think... freaky! maybe this music is effecting, affecting my typing.  I have also noticed that I type with less mistakes when I slocse my eyes close my eyes.  isn't tyhat weird? it's like looking at the screen... looking at the owords i'm t.... looking at the letters I'm typing kills it for me.   I'll try with eyes closed now... hopefully noone comes into the computer lab while I do this because they're going to think I'm nuts... Here goes.  Hi my name is Plaftfer and I live in a mushroom tree off the coast of the Florida Ketys with a monkey samed albino yes that's his name he chose it not me.  he sucks donkey balls...  hmm still making typos, but less now.  ooh another transition.  Man this is a great song.  I hate typing without a topic in mind... what should I talk about?  Hmm... ahow about SMART Boards... noope that's lame.  I think I'll start tying while looking at the ceiling maybe that will help... It alreadty is working.  Ceiling... I'll talk about the ceiling... ohhh I should add at the tpop that this should also be read while listeining to Orthroelm's OV... done... hmmm, I broke my owns rules and went to the top... agghh!  I think Orthrelm found out!  That was one freaky transition.  I feel like Jennifer Leigh getting stabbed in a shower.  That was her in Psycho wasn't it?  I'm pretty sure.  I don't know a lot about movies.  They're just not very interesting compared to... oh ywho am I kidding! Hahaha! anyways... a topic a topic... how about the state of heavy metal today?  Naw, that's just sad.  What about locksmiths? Or the word jugs?  I mean, how is that flattering to call breasts jugs? Melons! now there's a great word! Maybe I'll rate different euphamisms for breasts... none are coming to mind... maybe as they come, I'll rate them... What else to talk about... Smokers are pretty lame.  I used to think it was cool and it's easy to call it lame when you're not smoking.  But while you're doing it, you're the coolest person in the world... boo! I started backspacing again! So hard not to.. okay I'll smarten up... so in summery (cool transition!) smoke children! it'll make you feel temporarily cool. (FUN BAGS: 4/10)  how hard is it to come up with a healthy alternative to nicotine so that those of us who don't want lung cancer can at least look cool too!  Menthol is just a cop-out.  Pendulous... now there's an awesome description for saggy boobs (BOOBS: 7.5/10) ..ll. pendulous... it gives you a visual of them swinging side to side, knocking against each other... what's the word for a never-ending motion?  Can't remember, but that's how people describe a penduluum, even though it's a false description since even a pendulum can't last forever... (HOOTERS: 5/10... mostly because it's hilarious) TITS: 9/10)  anyways, what else to say?  maybe I'll write a short non-stop poem damn it I'm backspacing again! here's my poem:

shrieking steamy golf shoes by Plafter Christmas
sqeek qseek i'm a shoe love me! love me do!
if only we were all shoes and alwatys had a pair
so that Tiger Woods would stop trying to steal my
Right Foot Woman... I didn't name her... wow I
hate myself and my poem right now is this the best
I can do without editing?! seriously? time to give up?
Can pxmas survive this shameful post? Will we ever
uncover the way the human mind functions against itself?
Will Superman ever escape the clutches of the Nefarious
Masked Killer?! Kinf out next time on "Life of a shrieking steamy golf shoe" volume two... worst poem ever I should be ashamed but I'm too busy enjoying my ears being raped by mey eyebod.. woha that's was weirth clearly I meant I-Pod... I think the song is about the trasntistion to the qutie wquite p  QUIET part!  Yyup here we go... let's see if having some silence affects how I type... not really... still have nothing to say... was this a good idea/!!? I have no idea... nothing good had come from it yet... (KNOCKERS: 8/10)  Here we go! Back to loud and crazy again! What an amazing album/song! I wonder if you can eve n find it on youtube... Am I letting the Cadgyness of this blog down by being too self-referential and uncensoring?  Probably, but It wouldn't be the first time I let this blog down... This blog has a mind of its own and it can reshape itself at will so I'm not too worried... it survived many terrible phases so it can survive this too. (JUMBLIES: 3/10) jumblies? is that even a term for breast?  where have I heard that before? I doubt I made it up if I hav gva GAVE it 3/10.  View Blog Dashboard My Accound Help Sign Out... noep snothing of worth there... Monetize your blog... I wonder if anyone's ever made any money monetizing their blog, other than pornographic sites... oooh this is a good part of the song, yeah ding that ride cymbal! That's all the drummer's doing right now... this would be something else to see live.  I wonder how many takes it took in the studio and if they did it all in one day.  Another poem maybe?  Topic topic topic topic topic.... hmmm ()*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*&(*& that's my keyboard representation of what I'm hearing right now... hey that might be fun!  I'll write a poem based on what I'm hearing.

Nope, dumb idea... time to finsh up I think... one last thouight?... TURKEY BASTER MELEE! Yeah,,, that's all I've got... please don't read this