Memories of the first trip to The Kingdom of Joyful Sorrow parte tlwah: 1am

I knew right away that we had pickled the write person as our biographer.  Labigamptser had the uncanny ability to construct air tight narratives based on our experiences as we walked.  Here are a few tasty examples:

We walked on the world's continents and so forth for a while, spent some time at the only wall in the world, and then moved on to the too-close-to-home street of yelling.  This was too scary for me, so I ran away from Labigamptser and Dr. Handigan and got lost in the Breathing Trees.