November 1, 2009

Memories of the first trip to The Breathing Trees parte catraw: 3am

It is a commonly known fact that The Breathing Trees were the inspiration for a thief-hailing music video by The Radio Heads.  When walking through them, it is obvious why.  After making it through The Smelling Trees, I stumbled onto The Building of Dying People where they insist on telepathically attacking your brainage with the last part of Novocaine by Beckham.  To be perfectly lying, I was quite lost when I came to the Mansion of Frightening Judges.  It's all depicted here "In Glorious Black and White"

Alone and scared, I came across Weston, the Grain Creature of the Night.  Attempting to forever blind me from the Art of Eyesight, he did nothing but light the way back to Upstairsland... and he blinded me in my left eye.


When I arrived at the entrance to the front gate of the front door of the walkway to the foyer of Upstairsworld, Sir Ron Handigan and LABIGAMPTSER SODIFIG LOMSTERGINMPO (HII!) were awaiting my arrival.  Upstairsville is smarmy solace but there's a legend about that land... Legend has it that the cat goes nuts.

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