February 1, 2011

Life and Death of Girlfriends

Hey nice to meet I love that!
Good, good, whatever.
‘Cause, ‘cause like I’m fine no he’s so not as if OMG!
Ya right no way no worries.
Not even. Totally. As if. OMG,
Friends on.

I love this I hate this that is so you.
I’m so fat you’re so hot as if OMG.

Whatever. Fail, epic fail!
Oh no you didn’t just OMG.
Wow just wow don’t be a bitch like really she’s totally as if!
Just don’t go there, k?

Bitch! Slut! Skank!
I could always tell, I never liked her.
She’s so not as if OMG!
Talk to the hand.
Friends off.

2 comments:

Boyda said...

Yeah, boyfriends definitely talk like this too.

Just sayin'. :)

Boyfriend said...

As if, Boyda. Don't go there like really, k?