the family christmas tree... er, i mean the christmas crooked tree... that is to say: PLAFTER CHRISTMAS' CROOKED FAMILY TREE PART OOOONE!

One of my most devout followers has decided to share some of her family history on her blog.  So I've decided to dig up some of the darkest, most vile family secrets the Christmases and Plafters have ever had... AND PUBLISH THEM ONLINE FOR ALL THE WORLD TO SEE! You can find my comment RIGHT FREAKING HERE! WOOHOO! LOOK AT ME! I'M A LINK!!!