I had to remind Mr. Handigan that my notepad was only to be used for writing...
PLEASE STAY CALM FOLKS, CAPTAIN RANDOM-PEN-SCRATCHINGS AND LEGGY FIREBREATHER MCGEE HAVE TAKEN OVER THE PLANE! announced the subtle conductor. I wasn't too concerned. From what I hear, Leggy Firebreather McGee can't SAY fire let alone breathe it.
Sir Ron was so anxious for lung cancer, he couldn't handle life on the bus for another second.
ALL IS SAFE NOW, FRIENDS. THE BAD PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SACKED whispered the suicidal conductor. And then the unthinkable happened. Something so obsene it can only be summed up in the following picture...
So we did the only natural thing. We jumped off the boat after asking Labigamptser to join us as our biographer on our journey to the kingdom of joyful sorrow.
