WCOPC PORTE WUN

THE COMMANDS OF THE worldwide church of plafter christmas (a chimerical bombination in 7 bursts):

1> THOU shalt hath no either Plafter before Plafter.
2> HOWEVER, if another Plafter is found, please notify Plafter because Plafter is a very unusual name.
3> HEY, that'd be pretty neato if there were two other Plafters 'cause then we could get together and form a PLAFTER-TRINITY!
4> DEAR diary: Plafter trinity plan failed.  Note to self: next time planning a Plafter trinity, DO NOT let Unplafter know about it.  He ruined everything.  Didn't even call the next day.
5> BIKERS are total FAGS! So sayeth Matt Stone and Trey Parker, so sayeth we all.  SO SAY WE ALL! SO SAY WE ALL! BIKERS ARE TOTAL FAGS!
9> Thy name "Plafter" doth must doth bine spoken THIRTEENFOLD per poste.
10> plafter.